Friday, April 22, 2011

Bostonians - The Short List

Do You Have A Vodka Preference invites you to consult this short list of Boston establishments when your goal is to go out and spend money on drinks. Whether you'd like to meet underage girls or people in suits going places in life, or simply enjoy delicious drinks with friends while avoiding frat guys, the list below is all you need to know.


Most likely to meet 18 year old sorority girls:
Crossroads Irish Pub
Daisy Buchanan's
Joshua Tree
T's Pub

Bro Dude Sess Pool:
Daisy Buchanan's
Lir
White Horse

Likely to spot a Boston celeb:
McGreevy's 
Sonsie

Best place to meet Euro imports who wear too much cologne and have snakeskin Gucci loafers:
Estate
Rumor

Meet your next sugar daddy in a suit:
Eastern Standard
J.A. Stats
The Liberty Hotel

Young Professional Subset - Hot Surgeons:
Harvard Gardens

Sticky floors and awesome f*cking beer:
Bukowski's 
Lower Depths

Don't go here if you're a girl and you don't want your ass grabbed by random dudes:
The Four's 
Joshua Tree
White Horse

Incredible custom made drinks:
Drink

Venturing into Allston seeking a Hipster Paradise:
The Model Cafe
Silhouette Lounge

Our all-around winners. Great drinks, great people, and great atmosphere:
Audobon
Back Bay Social Club
Dillons
Eastern Standard
McGreevy's



2 comments:

Zach said...

this is fucking awesome! great bars you forgot: deep ellum, pour house, and whiskeys!

Kim Smith said...

Cuchi Cuchi in Cambridge!!